| me: | wow i like this person a lot |
| me: | i should talk to this person |
| me: | wow look, a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it |
| me: | types out message |
| me: | gets nervous |
| me: | exits page |
| me: | floats away from computer |
| me: | drifts out window |
| me: | is lifted up into space |
| me: | orbits around earth |
| me: | is incinerated by the sun |
